simple jokes

Perhaps the most simplist but still hilarious jokes ever!

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
el-if-i-no

Knock, knockWho's there?You ever hear the joke about the broken pencil?You ever hear the joke about the broken pencil who?Nevermind, it's pointless.

There are two muffins baking in an oven.
The first muffin says "Man! It's getting hot in here!"
The second says "Oh my gosh! A talking muffin!

How do you get down from a elephant?
You don't! You get down from a duck!