Cringe-Worthy Jokes

1. What do you do with a dead chemist?
A: Bari-um

2. Knock knock
Who's there
Ya
Ya who?
Yahooooo!

3. What did silver say to gold?
A-U!

Mad Cow Disease

Two cows are sitting in a field.
One turns to the other and says "Man, have you heard about that mad cow disease? It seems pretty scary, I hope I don't catch it."
The other looks back and says "I don't care, I'm a helicopter!"

Anti-Jokes

Honestly, I've never really understood the appeal of this form of dark humor, but here are a few anti-jokes to  brighten your day.

Sally
Why did Sally fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms.

Knock knock,
Who's there?
Not Sally.


Mailman
How do you make a mailman cry?
Kill his family.


Baby
What's red and flies?
A baby in a blender.