Two cows are sitting in a field.
One turns to the other and says "Man, have you heard about that mad cow disease? It seems pretty scary, I hope I don't catch it."
The other looks back and says "I don't care, I'm a helicopter!"
This is a sight that I have created in order to spread around my favorite jokes. I am always looking for new laughs, so be sure to add on your favorites! ~P.S. I do not own anything on this site.