What did the grape say when it was stepped on?
It let out a little WINE
What did the 0 say to the 8?
Hey, nice belt!
Showing posts with label puns. Show all posts
Showing posts with label puns. Show all posts
Sunday, November 22, 2015
Tuesday, November 3, 2015
Puns Everyone Should Know
Why was the students homework wet?
It was below C level.
Why was the tomato red?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
What is Bruce Lee's favorite drink?
Wataaaaaah!
It was below C level.
Why was the tomato red?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
What is Bruce Lee's favorite drink?
Wataaaaaah!
Friday, March 13, 2009
simple jokes
Perhaps the most simplist but still hilarious jokes ever!
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
el-if-i-no
Knock, knockWho's there?You ever hear the joke about the broken pencil?You ever hear the joke about the broken pencil who?Nevermind, it's pointless.
There are two muffins baking in an oven.
The first muffin says "Man! It's getting hot in here!"
The second says "Oh my gosh! A talking muffin!
How do you get down from a elephant?
You don't! You get down from a duck!
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
el-if-i-no
Knock, knockWho's there?You ever hear the joke about the broken pencil?You ever hear the joke about the broken pencil who?Nevermind, it's pointless.
There are two muffins baking in an oven.
The first muffin says "Man! It's getting hot in here!"
The second says "Oh my gosh! A talking muffin!
How do you get down from a elephant?
You don't! You get down from a duck!
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