Anti-Jokes

Honestly, I've never really understood the appeal of this form of dark humor, but here are a few anti-jokes to  brighten your day.

Sally
Why did Sally fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms.

Knock knock,
Who's there?
Not Sally.


Mailman
How do you make a mailman cry?
Kill his family.


Baby
What's red and flies?
A baby in a blender.